rollawaythedew:

hippist:

deepest shit

unbelievably powerful imagery 

(Source: iraffiruse)

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying

(Source: mmarjonn)

  • a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
  • a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

akuaseawolf:

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

i am the latios one owo

Omfg